My mate Khushroo became an Australian citizen last night.

To help him celebrate, the guys in the office decorated his desk with an assortment of Australian flags, a copy of Advance Australia Fair, a meat pie and sauce, vegemite roll, and a beer. We also renamed him to sound more Australian - “Kevin” (or just “Kev” to his friends).

Kev still has a bit to learn about Aussie customs and culture - he came into work rather than chucking a sickie.