We have a new dog - a Bedlington Terrier.

The name on his badge says Jasper. But not wanting the dog to suffer due to my mum’s gay naming skills (like my poor brother (haha - BURN! - you know who you are)), I am trying to lead the push to have it named Flipper - a rugged name for a dog, reminiscent of the sea (which he took to swimming in immediately, unlike a certain dead dog I could mention…)

Update (25/2): The push for Flipper was unsuccessful, and the dog remains Jasper.
You win this round evil matriarch.