I went to see “Wallace and Gromit and The Curse of the Were-Rabbit” today. I’d like to recommend that each and every one of you go out and see it. Then you can tell me how it was, because I paid $13.80 to go to sleep in a cinema for 95 minutes. I got 5 mins in and fell asleep. I kept struggling to wake, but never stayed awake for more than 30 seconds.
Here’s my synopsis of the movie (Don’t worry. I don’t think I saw anything that would spoil the movie for you):
Wallace and Gromit have a humane rabbit control business (the floating rabbit scene did look excellent)
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Wallace is pretending in front of Gromit to eat celery.
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Gromit driving a truck looking worried
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Oooh a BIG fuzzy rabbit.
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Gromit driving another truck looking worried.
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People are leaving the cinema

Feeling cheated, I went out and got a ticket to see another movie (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - it was good). The movie had a trailer for “Wallace and Gromit and The Curse of the Were-Rabbit”. I had not seen any of the scenes in the trailer.

* God, I hate that song. It’s Green Day’s worst.