Here is a dream from last night:

Along with 7 others, I formed a club called The London Bureau of Devilry and Obfuscation. Our purpose was to investigate castles and archeological sites on The University of WA campus. The members were

  • Jonesy - Minister of Navigation
  • Conrad - Minister of Breakfast
  • Beth - Minister of Choosing a Video
  • My NEW 4-year-old bro Jimmy (a clone of my bro Jimmy who was dead in the dream)
  • Andrew McCarthy from the Brat Pack movies – Minister FOR Breakfast
  • Peter and Susan from Enid Blyton’s Secret Seven Books - Peter was our leader.
  • Me - I was Minister of Finance

We were tunnelling under the Reid Library in search of some Egyptian ruins when Jonesy, the Minister of Navigation took us on a wrong turn. Some campus guards spotted us and told us to stop. We pulled out our guns, pointed them at the guards, and made bang bang noises (because the guns did not have bullets). This only enraged the guards and they started shooting. I threw my gun at the guards and then we ran across the campus trying to lose them – through class rooms, corridors, New York, the University Club building, and finally through the waterslide park next to the Arts building where our clubhouse was.

I determined that our expenditure for the night was $40 each (to pay for my lost gun) and got everyone to pay. Andrew McCarthy determined that it was time for breakfast and got Conrad to make everyone scrambled eggs. Andrew McCarthy wanted to watch The Breakfast Club, but Beth pointed out that she was Minister of Choosing a Video and chose The Never Ending Story.
As we were watching the movie, I revealed to my baby brother Jimmy that he was a clone of my deceased brother. And that mum and dad didn’t like him as much as the real one. And that he was doomed to also die fishing at 20 like the real Jimmy.
The End